The new NIRVANA theme is now available for download

Is this the moment you’ve been impatiently waiting for? Have you been laying in front of your cobweb dressed monitor with a pale face and a blank stare, passively drooling over your short-circuited keyboard as your hand kept cuddling the ghost of a slime stained mouse that’s actually been dangling slowly on the side of your desk for days, a mouse so miserable that it hanged itself with its own chord?

Have you been waiting for this moment so dreadfully that all you have eaten in the past week have been dusty crumbs, bits of popcorn with ketchup on them and the eventual larva that you’ve found squashed in between the keys of your long dead keyboard? Have you been listening on and on to the same depressing playlist, songs that you’ve learned to love, then loved to hate until finally they became a part of you and they’ll always remind you of ‘the wait’?

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Did ‘the wait’ take such a toll on you that everyone around you left, leaving you behind like a drug addict with more needle marks than a severe case of chickenpox? Have you been swaying in that chair for so long that it’s become more like a rocking chair, screeching at your every move and shift, and have you had any dark thoughts where you’re selling your T.V. just so you can pay for your internet connection?

Are your dreams consumed by ‘the wait’, are your mornings sour from lack of caffeine and is it hard to find a reason to look anywhere but directly in front of you- at that shapeless, colorless monitor that made you that promise so long ago: ‘Nirvana is just around the corner’ it said. And you believed it. You needed nothing else, nothing more and trusted with all your heart that it was all you needed to keep going. And while everything around you came crumbling down, that promise kept your essence fresh and you became invulnerable to time and memory.

Now, if only you’d have the means to do a refresh on that browser window you’d find out that Nirvana is finally out. The promise was not a lie and ‘the wait’ is finally over. If only your friends and family hadn’t abandoned you they’d let you know, or at least if you hadn’t quit your job or let your mouse and keyboard die. If only you still had a T.V. to sell and buy yourself a mouse- you’d find out. But now it’s too late. And as you’ll soon find out, vampires don’t necessarily have to be killed, most times they just die out…

 

Nirvana WordPress Theme DownloadSo for anyone else with a working mouse and keyboard, our latest, newest and best? WordPress theme is up for grabs. We just submitted it to the WordPress Theme Repository so it’s not available on WordPress.org or from your WordPress dashboard just yet but you can download it and install it manually for now.

So what are you waiting for? Download it and if you’re new at manually installing themes then follow our manual installation tutorial. For those just wanting to stare in staggering awe, we also have a theme demo set up.

Just remember, although we tested it as much as possible, this is still in beta state. So if you come across any bugs or if you develop any form of feedback or questions the forum is also open. Oh and the dedicated theme page with all this info and more is also available. Have fun!

About Kay

The creative mind behind Cryout Creations. In charge of all you see and a lot more. Has all the great ideas but never enough coffee to make them all happen; also the lead bug designer.
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38 Responses to The new NIRVANA theme is now available for download

  1. Nathan says:

    Hi I am struggling, I cannot find any setup documentation for the theme, and the install is not looking like the demo site…

    ngbmedia.co.uk

  2. heidi says:

    Cryout, I love you! You make awesome templates!
    I just downloaded Nirvana, made “nirvana_child” folder, copied css and template and am getting error message “The following themes are installed but incomplete. Themes must have a stylesheet and a template.”

  3. davewhs99 says:

    Am definitely a fan of your work, so much so it warranted a donation to the cause.

  4. Pameur says:

    Bug: message error about tag…

    Fixed in includes/theme-meta.php,

    replace
    echo “”.wp_title( ”, false, ‘right’ ).””;

    by

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